Minnesota Finds Themselves in Hot Water

- Brock Stevens, The Art Of War

The Minnesota Warbirds would find themselves in the news, this time in regards to the arrival of state police and the FBI.

In what has become a media blitz, the disappearance of a stripper believed to have suffered foul play had authorities searching all leads. One of which would have them show up on the WarBirds doorstep with questions, and having the media in tow.

The girl disappeared a few days ago, and one of the last appointments she had listed in her dayplanner found on her computer at her home, had listed a team event with the Birds.

Greg Ezell would quickly hold a press conference confirming why the police were there, however downplaying any real involvement by the team or anyone associated.

“ There was an arranged team function, to which this person had attended. Police are just doing their job running through leads. A few players were spoken to, and that’s it. There’s no scandal or anything here.”

Later in the day however, Dylan Withers and Chaz Hooker would both be traded from the Minnesota team leading to much speculation. Withers was the player who’s birthday the team had been celebrating, while Hooker had since coming to the Warbirds been involved in some strange incidents all on his own.

According to unconfirmed sources the party involved the missing stripper and a cake.

Speculation and rumours abound, especially since word of the cake surfaced. One of the teams making the trade was none other than Castlegar, home of the notorious cake pilfering Will Kemp. Interestingly enough it was Withers going to the Castors in the deal. No one has heard any comment from the Castors organization, and further no one has been able to confirm the whereabouts of Mr. Kemp during this timeframe of the alleged disappearance.

One purported story has the cake not even making it to the Warbird dressing room leaving one to wonder if Kemp’s fingers aren’t sticky once more with icing?!

And where and what has become of this missing woman?